EPISODE 01 · 8 SECONDS
Office hours
Are you available? Unfortunately, yes.
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FINE sits in a burning office as a message asks if he is available. Typing dots become the reply: Unfortunately, yes.
THE FINE ROOM · PULL UP A CHAIRMAKE MEMES.
MAKE MEMES.
SAVE COFFEE.
STAY FINE.
A place to make things, ask questions and laugh at the smoke coming out of the toaster.
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OPEN DESPITE
EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.
01
OPEN KITCHEN. QUESTIONABLE COOK.
FINE MEME KITCHEN.
Six scenes. Your punchline. Cook something worth sending to a friend.
TODAY’S BRIEFGetting today’s brief. Describe a tiny disaster as if everything is completely normal. · changes daily at 00:00 UTC
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EIGHT SECONDS. SEVERAL BAD DECISIONS.
TINY DISASTERS.
Three short films from the department of staying composed.
EPISODE 02 · 8 SECONDS
Morning routine
The smoke alarm has no snooze button.
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In a burning bedroom the smoke alarm beeps. The sleepy dog reaches toward it and asks: SNOOZE?
EPISODE 03 · 8 SECONDS
Special delivery
Left in a safe place. The place:
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A courier says the parcel was left in a safe place. The view widens to reveal a burning porch and a calm dog with coffee.
AI-assisted illustrations, animated as motion comics. Original sound effects. The jokes also work with sound off.
03
PRIORITIES. FINALLY.
SAVE THE COFFEE.
Thirty seconds. Three lanes. One extremely reasonable rescue mission.
30s remaining0 coffees3 cool points
Lane 2
DAILY COFFEE RUN · EVERYONE GETS
EVERYONE GETS
THE SAME CHAOS.
The course changes at midnight UTC. Each day’s objects and timing are the same for everyone.
- Move with ← → or A / D. On mobile, tap a lane or use the buttons.
- Catch coffee at the yellow line. Each cup adds one point.
- A flame costs one cool point. Lose all three and your run ends.
Your best today0 Saved on this device only. No global leaderboard.
Free to play. No wallet, token purchase or prizes. Local scores can be reset by clearing browser storage.
04
COOL HEAD. CLEAR ANSWERS.
FINE HELP DESK.
Understand what the rewards module is doing. Follow the records back to Ember.
Checking the rewards module…We do not substitute made-up values.
Already recorded as paidUnavailable EMBER
Lifetime holder counter reported by Ember.
Pending module balanceUnavailable EMBER
Still pending. This is not your personal reward or an amount already sent.
Processing settingsUnavailable MINUTES
Minimum round: not reported. A processing interval is not a promised payout time.
Last check: Not reported
Next scheduled check: Not reported. May be delayed or skipped.
GOOD COMPANY.
BAD FIRE SAFETY.
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